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“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”
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Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams
The Addams Family (1991) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
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really confused as to how some cetaceans drink milk from their mothers without flexible lips
ok but now im stuck on imagining whale milk as like…yogurt…and it comes out like a soft serve machine
thank you! I have absolutely no use of this horrifying information other than I will now be haunted by thoughts of whales forcefully shooting toothpaste thick milk into their baby’s mouth like a go-gurt
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I hate this with every fiber of my being
oh my god
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snart
snart rights
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I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’*
*Get out of my room*“Hey nerd”
“What do you want”“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:
*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*
Once my brother walked into my room with skyrim music playing from his pocket and told me “no lollygaggin”
“Hey jerry berry” (nickname i hate)
“Idk who that is”
Or
*drops in on Alexa* “you’re such a loser”
“Alexa hang up”
*from other room* “HEY!”
*brother opens the door*
me: “DUDE KNOCK”
him: “i’ve been knocking for three minutes your music is TOO LOUD”
*high pitched noise*
*same high pitched noise in response*
*leaves*
*kicks open the door dramatically*
*throughs a pair of socks at sibling*
*runs away*
“Heeeeyy little sis”
*inches back suspiciously * “what did you do?/what do you want?”
i just kick his door open and leave while he screams at me to close it
“yoo, i–”
“no, get outta my room” *throws a pillow at him*
“Hey *siblings name*”
“What did you do now?”
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Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Original Trilogy
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I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997
I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.
The concubine after reading this:
This is my new breakup format
Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby
The history nerd in me loves this, the petty bitch in me loves this 🤣
That’s some hot tea from ancient Mesopotamia
This is a satirical article written as an April Fool’s joke.
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Link
A major asthma drugmaker has been quietly investing in coal on the side.
capitalism is pure EVIL
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https://museumandmemorial.eji.org/
A gentle reminder that the “last lynchings” were between 1981-1991, so it’s less than 40. The CRA act was passed 54 years ago. Not enough people want to hear or remember that.
(Source: twitter.com)
